Rubies Obi-Wan Kenobi Lightsaber Accessory
Description
"I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."" —Darth freaking Vader, man. But what do we say to Darth? Not today, Darth! NOT. TODAY! Because this blade, an extendable, hand-forged lightsaber belonging to a Jedi Master, isn't going to just pause and stand there while Darth Vader's lightsaber slashes through your robes. No way, pal - no one’s suddenly vanishing on this lightsaber’s watch! That may have happened last time, but this time? This time, you're in charge, and you're gonna take this lightsaber and spear it right through Darth Vader's stupid smirking face (is he smirking? We can't actually tell on account of the mask, but it definitely feels like he's smirking!) Search your feelings, Obi-Wan. You know it's true. Use this Obi-Wan Kenobi Lightsaber Accessory to rid the galaxy of the Sith, and then use it for some other stuff, like…slicing your toast! Or renovating your home! Maybe even attempting self-amputation (wait…what?! No, don’t do that)."
You may also like
loading
Discover more
