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Follow Us on InstaWhen we met our first mermaid, we expected them to be killer swimmers with a passion for coral reef conservation. And we were right. But we did not expect them to be so up-to-date with memes and the front page of Reddit. They're actually some of the most privy creatures around! In fact, they are often ahead of Twitter trends and creeping up the top pages of Reddit themselves. They dream up the wittiest hashtags in just seconds, to go along with their highly stylized beachside Instagram photos. The underwater lens through which most are posted might as well be its own, exclusive filter.How exactly they managed all this—not to mention how they afford all these waterproof tech cases—is truly a mystery. We suspect it has something to do with their special brand of thrift shop items in theh local hidden grottos. We know a few mermaid princesses with surface-world facinations would not only learn so much about parts of our world but then also manage to step it up so they can slide right into west and east coast society with ease once they decide to stretch those land legs. Or maybe it's just something in the water. Who knows.FUN DetailsIf all this fits your M.O., you can get wet and wild like a real mermaid by dressing in this two-piece Women’s Hipster Mermaid Costume. The spaghetti strap tank top has a shark-bite style hem where it's shorter in the front and longer in the back, so you'll be revealing some midriff just like you were used to in the water, and the purple seashell print will give you the same underwater home comforts. Top off this hipster mermaid costume with the included pair of black framed glasses to wrap it all together. We recommend wearing a long red wig and some high-top sneakers to keep it going, though.How Many Likes?We're already planning your Instagram captions. We thought about it this whole time, actually. What do you have? Oh, nothing? Well... we're going to let you figure it out. Artistic integrity and all, ya know? Yeah, you definitely know.
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