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Not a Morning PersonYour coach just didn't listen. He kept forcing those 5:30 am practices, day after day, week after week. You warned him that without your 8 hours of beauty sleep and your requisite mug of hot coffee, you practically become a zombie. But did that change anything? No, no it did not.So, when you woke up this morning and looked in the mirror—YIKES!—the schedule finally took its toll. You look dead. It seems no amount of coffee will save you now. Either that or you're wearing this Dead Zone Adult Zombie Costume to send a little pre-emptive message to the coach about the grueling pace of practices. Either way, as fans of all things scary and spooky, we think you look great. OK, not "great"" in the traditional sense, but you've created a very believable zombie appearance with which to get your point across. Get the whole team in on it and your coach will surely capitulate—a field full of zombie football players coming at you is pretty terrifying!Fun DetailsSuit up for a scare in this red football jersey and black short pants. The whole look is distressed, from the shirt's ""13"" printed in front to the jagged hemlines throughout. Before you take the field in fury, channel your inner undead self and then slip on this half helmet with molded brain matter exposed on one side. Add some knee-high socks and your cleats, grab the ball, and take the field with your team to finally tell the coach once and for all how you feel about early morning practices.Sunrise ShowdownMan, we've seen a lot of folks who claim to not be morning people, but you may take the cake. It looks like lack of sleep and caffeine has literally turned you into a zombie; we've never seen anything like it. Good luck convincing the coach to cut it out with the sunrise sprint sets—we're on your side. Remember that when you attack the world of the living!"
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