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INTRODUCING THANKS IT'S A RENTAL. It's the happiest day of your life. That's why you opted to rent that penguin suit instead of buying your own. Nothing says true love like marinating in the juju of blood sweat and angst of the 40 grooms who wore it before you. Sure "Give No Fux Tuxes" claims to have cleaned it. But those fuzzy green blobs in your pocket say otherwise. Are those leftover cheese cubes from a previous wedding?!?! Eww. Well at least we can guarantee no one has previously worn these Thanks It's a Rental sunnies. Features No Slip: special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce: the frame is snug and light-weight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. All Polarised: glare-reducing polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. All Fun.
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