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INTRODUCING FREQUENT SKYMALL SHOPPERS Did you sob when you heard SkyMall went bankrupt in 2015? Or did you just find out like us? Either way pour out a ludicrously small airline bottle of liquor. Then memorialise the delightfully bizarre magazine by wearing these blue aviator frames with gray-yellow lenses. NOW where will we buy dog lips umbrella holders and laser hair regrowth helmets?! GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus this smooth sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames. 1. NO SLIPWe use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2. NO BOUNCEOur frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running biking beasting or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.**Not tested at hypersonic speed but...we’re pretty sure. 3. ALL POLARIZEDThe speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4. ALL SPEEDAn all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition. 5. FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIPIncluded with purchase.
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