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Alrighty TightyDo you just need a hug sometimes? A really, really tight one? They make tight vests for dogs that feel like being squeezed to keep them calm during thunderstorms. Perhaps there is something to that. Maybe we all need a little extra bundling up to help us deal with whatever seems to be stressing ourselves out! Perhaps you've got an excitable roommate that you just need to calm down. Maybe even for yourself!It’s a little metaphor for everyday life in these trying times. Between work, bills, relationships, and the news, it can feel like life has you all tied up. Boxed in. Tearing your hair out. It might sound crazy, but if sometimes you feel like you could just go for a brief respite in a padded cell, this costume is for you. Keep your hands occupied so you can finally get a little well-deserved rest in this Plus Size Straight Jacket. Just don’t get mad at us if it puts your friends and loved ones on edge if it strikes a little too close to reality.DESIGN & DETAILSThis Plus Size Straight Jacket is made of poly blend canvas and was designed by our team of professional huggers. It fastens with hook and loops at the center-front so you can get in and out of this straight jacket whenever you want! (No need for actual magician training.) Multiple fabric straps fasten with metal d-rings. Amaze audiences with your Houdini-like skills! Just don’t plan on getting any of your nuttier pals committed in this; they’ll slip right out and go cackling into the night.TIME FOR THE MAD HOUSEHelp yourself get right in the mind with the gentle hug of a seemingly permanent straight jacket! Show folks that you're just a bit touched or surprise them with a blast of escape artistry. Your call. Just avoid drawing attention to yourself near that asylum down the street.
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