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A Pirate's PunchlineWhat's a pirate's favorite letter? You may think it's "arrrrrrrrr,"" when in fact, it's the mighty C (sea get it?)! We crack ourselves up. Sorry, we know for a real comedian such as yourself, our jokes may be lame, but we don't have your skills and training! You know what every pirate ship could use? A few more laughs! Really. Pirates are so serious all the time. It's all ""treasure this"" and ""sword fight that,"" but when's the last time you saw a good pirate open mic? Or a bunch of swashbucklers sitting around, trying to solve silly riddles? What we're saying is, your crew needs you to get on board and lighten up the next expedition! You already have the wit and humor, now all you need is this Women's Spanish Pirate Costume to get you ready for some high seas shenanigans! It'll inspire you with all of the confidence of a real pirate, plus help grab the attention of your audience as you sling one zinger after another on deck!Fun DetailsThis halter dress has a flirty overskirt and a corset of black velour and metallic gold swirls. The underskirt has a ruffled edge, while the wide-cuffed sleeves and belt with antiqued buckle solidify you as a true pirate. Slip on the plumed hat and maybe slip a few punchlines into the skull and crossbones printed pouch and you're ready to set sail! Just remember, always factor in your crowd's reaction and plan your timing perfectly. Here, we'll show you: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? ...wait for it...Hold for Laughs...Because he was sitting on the deck! ... ... ... ... ...Hahahahahahahah! Well, ok, we thought it was funny, at least. Still, we're sure you can come up with better! Otherwise, we wouldn't have recommended you for this great new gig! The clothes make the pirate, lady, so get on board and bust up the rest of the crew!"
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