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Terror in the FieldsWell, listen. You knew when you opened your organic farm that there would be a bit of pest control involved. You should have seen it coming! But now that those crows won't leave your harvest alone, things are getting downright heated. You've tried everything you can think of. We can see you're starting to lose it a bit. You must frighten off those darn birds! But what else can you do?Um, hello? They don't call them scarecrows for nothing! Kick it up a notch, farmer John, and fetch yourself this Evil Scarecrow Adult Costume. Not only will it take care of that pesky murder of crows that's stalking your cornfield, but it will pretty much ensure that no one ever bothers you on your property again. Ever. That's how freakishly terrifying this look really is. Honestly, we'd be surprised if the corn even sticks around once you deck yourself out in this outfit. So don't say we didn't warn you!Fun DetailsThis look is straight up sadistic. It's a terrifying scarecrow, with all the creepy fixin's. You get a plaid pullover shirt with faux suede fringe made to look like hay, and that's topped with a burlap collar, which doesn't sound creepy, but somehow manages to be. The rope waist tie also gives this costume an added eerie element, as does the faux suede hat. But here's the thing...ALL of that would be a 7 out of 10 on the scary scale. It's this costume's ani-motion mask, with its moveable jaw, that takes this look from "Yikes!"" to ""Haunt your Nightmares Forever and Ever"" in no time, flat. You're welcome!As the Crow FliesWhile we appreciate your dedication to your produce, please be thoughtful about where and when you choose to don this nightmarish ensemble. It's going to send those crows scattering into the air, flying far away, and fast. That's a given. But it just may run away with your soul, too. "
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