Anatomicals Anatomicals Puffy The Eye Bag Slayer Revitalising Eye Mask 15ml
Description
Place a coin in your mouth and decapitate yourself with a sharp axe. Alternatively, boil your head in vinegar and proceed to bury yourself face downwards. Or perhaps remove your heart, cut it in two and stuff a clove of garlic in your mouth and then put a nail in your head. "Hey, aren't these a tad extreme for my eyes that aren't quite as fresh and tight as they could be?" Oh you spoilsport, but perhaps you're right, so try this gel filled mask. Having said that, are you sure you wouldn't prefer to chain yourself to a gravestone with wild roses?
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