Brainbox Candy
Classy Sassy Greeting Card
from John Lewis
Too Early To Drink Wine Birthday Card
Best Dad Ever Father's Day Card
Got You Absolutely Fuck All
from Scribbler Cards
I'll Say It Till I'm Blue In The Face I think You're Great
I Like You
Fuck Off With Your Merry Christmas Shit
Most Important Day
He Knows When You've Been Wanking
Have Your Self A Shitty Little Christmas
Fuck 50 Shades Get Your Cock Out
Baa Baa Black Sheep
Let's Get Shipfaced
Three Cheese For Your Birthday
Congrats Homie
Good Will To All Men
You're The Only Fish In The Sea For Me
Unicone Birthday
Bloody Brilliant
Fancy a Reinbeer
If You Were An Animal
Happy Beerday
Dad's Life
Get Well Sunshine
Constant Source
Slut Anymore
Cactass Birthday
Jack Be Nimble
Nice Jugs Birthday
Pair Of Socks
I'm Sorry For Being A Prick
You And Your Magnificent Beard
Berry Christmas
Enjoy Your Sack Full Of Shit
Prick Cactus
Raise A Glass
Fuck You And Your Birthday
Have A Grate Birthday
You Wok My World
Enjoy Pretending To Like Your Fuckwit Family
Celebrate Christmas With 20,000 Calories
Expectations Low
Have A Turtley Awesome B-Day
A Mother's Day Poem
Fuck You And Fuck Your Birthday
Merry Christmas Naughty List Wanker
We Go Together Like England & Rain
So You're Old
Is That A Christmas Cracker In Your Pocket?
Smug And Much Younger Friend
Old As Fuck Club
Sorry For Being A Knob
You Are Fucking Jizztastic
You're The Coolest Pop Ever
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favorite Ho
You Make Me Wetter Than An Otters Pocket
Awesomus Daddimus
I Just Had A Lovely Wank
Sexy Snow Women In Pink Bra
Thank You Mum
